- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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