Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

no really what are ur names?

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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