- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did the dog die? He was old

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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