why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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cancer

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Anti Joke

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