What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Neither did she.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Anti Joke

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