whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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