- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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