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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What stops a train? A missile

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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