What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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WNBA

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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