- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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