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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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