- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

I named my son ps2 controller

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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