binladin walks into the american seals

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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homosexual rights to marriage

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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