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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

im saul and i love cock

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

The Labour Party.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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