A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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