- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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