Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Llamaworm

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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