What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

bologna

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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