- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

silver bullet?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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