- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

2 + 2 = 4

What's an Anti Joke?

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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