- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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