- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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