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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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