Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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