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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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