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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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