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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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