- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A chicken walked into the bar...

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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