Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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what are you mike bibby?

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Apple juice.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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