- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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