Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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