Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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