- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

this last joke was a correction to the other one

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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