How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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