There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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