- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

pobody's nerfect

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Make me famous

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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