- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

make me a sandwich! what kind?

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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