what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

This statement is false.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

I have a horse.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Christ is a conspiracy

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A Mormon walks into a bar

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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