- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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