- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what is 3+3= 8

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What are annoying? Ads.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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