Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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