- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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