- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

I'm HIV positive.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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