- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

read me write me

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

derp

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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