Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

nothing

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

why did the black guy die? cancer

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Your mam is so fat.

Golf.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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