What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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when debbie meets downer

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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