- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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