- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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