- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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