what did the farmer do? plant

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Bitch

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y u no like me joke?

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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