- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother just died.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

cory

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Barack Obama plays basketball

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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