- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Matthew Baker

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Pickle

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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