- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What is black and has no education A tire.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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