What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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i committed murder

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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