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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

women's rights

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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