- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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