- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Penis.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

hello

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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