What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats my name? Matt

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Anti Joke

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