- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

a man makes a bad joke

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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