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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

one stop shop

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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