Why? Because.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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learn. advance!

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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