Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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1+1=2

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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