Lets Go Lakers!

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Anthony sucks

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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