What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

1+1=2

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

what to call someone thats gay zak

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Justin with a hat.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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