- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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