- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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