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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Christ is a conspiracy

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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