- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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