- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Justin with a hat.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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