A guy walks into a bar

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Your life

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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