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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Stephen Hawking

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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