- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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