Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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I hate long jokes -_-

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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