- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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