CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Can I ask you a question? You just did

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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