seek beauty

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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HURT

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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