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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

I have cancer. And you're next.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

i just wrote this so hard

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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