- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

jibby jobby

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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