- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

kill yourself

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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