- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Ms Leong Sux

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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