- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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