my whole life!

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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