Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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