- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A French man gets into a fight

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Caolan and Eamon

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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