Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Title IX

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Gus's mom

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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