A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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