- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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