What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Poop

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Anti Joke

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