- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

He--Hey guys

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Jesus Christ

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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