whats a joke

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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