- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Jesus Christ

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

I like school Said no one ever.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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