A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Gay republicans

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Hail Heetluh

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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