Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

VaginaBoob ^.^

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +1

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Hi there! As the Director of Anti-Joke, I would like to thank the users for their contributions so far. We are currently raising money in order to gradually end our dependence on advertisements for revenue. Your participation is so important to us, and in order to continue our service we request a minimum donation of $100 for continued use of the Anti-Joke website. Please submit your payment by the end of November 2012. All major credit cards are accepted, as is PayPal. Thank you again for your cooperation and understanding as we grow in our services.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops