how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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