- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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