- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

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