An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Logan's gay

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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