- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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