- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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The Princess is in another castle

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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