- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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