A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Heskey time.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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