Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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