whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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